It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
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You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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