I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
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im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'd cum for enchiladas.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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