Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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