Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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