Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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