The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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