we're blogging at a bar
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
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You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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