Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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