Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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