my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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