I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
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just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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