ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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