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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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