Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
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We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
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My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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