Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
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I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
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Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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