somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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