I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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