it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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