I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
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No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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