The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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