just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
