no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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