but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
