Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
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After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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