That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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