i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
