I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Couch. On fire.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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