I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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