go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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