oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
This is my gift to your gina
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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