i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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