Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
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Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
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