normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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