make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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