I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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