hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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