Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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