why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
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I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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