Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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