She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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