haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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