Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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