I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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