I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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