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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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