i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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