I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
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I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Houston, we have a blender
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
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Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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