So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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