My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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