Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
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