kristin has been a bad kristin
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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