god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
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So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I just gargled with NyQuil
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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