Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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