You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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