Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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